Drug addled Charlie Sheen admits to porn star he’s losing his teeth

Hollywood hellraiser and star of hilarious sitcom Two And Half Men, Charlie Sheen, has been admitted to rehab after a booze and drugs binge that lasted 36 hours involving various porn ‘actresses’, and in which he admitted that he had lost all his teeth and had them replaced with veneers.

But his continued drug use has destroyed the veneers too and they have now been replaced with gold replicas, according to a 22-year-old porn star who liaised with him during a drug party at his home in LA.

Kacey Jordan - Charlie Sheen didn't recognise her with clothes on

Filthy actress Kacey Jordan, admitted that she and Sheen had “quick sex” during which the actor bemoaned the state of his decaying maw.

“All his teeth have fallen out from partying. He kept saying ‘f***** porcelain teeth… they’re crap’,” said the reliable and erudite source. “He wouldn’t say why, but we all know it’s because of the drug use,” she continued brightly.

Romantic Sheen ordered $20,000 of cocaine that he smoked from a pipe whilst they enjoyed sex movies. After their meaningful sex session, he then wrote her a cheque for over $30,000 and warmly invited her to be part of his “porn family” in a house he intends to inhabit with talented porn actresses so that he can admire their acting prowess on a regular basis. So, a little bit like a brothel then.

Cue Charlie “Hugh Hefner” Sheen.

The precocious Jordan also said that Sheen punched holes in a wall and screamed furiously when one of the other actresses damaged his car as she was leaving the soiree and that she feared another ‘plaza incident’ (the night Sheen destroyed a hotel room while porn star Capri Anderson cowered uncharacteristically naked in the bathroom.)

[adsense]Sheen is surprisingly TV’s highest-paid star, earning a staggering $2million for every episode of Two And A Half Men.

A spokesman for the star claims he is suffering from a hernia and said the pain he was in was caused from laughing too much. Although he later sent an SMS from rehab that read ‘I’m fine. People don’t seem to get it. Guy can’t have a great time and do his job also? Bunch of turds.’

If you are worried that laughter might be causing irrevocable damage to your teeth, avoid watching sitcoms and seek the advice of a dentist.

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Read more Charlie antics like the Capri Anderson incident, past drug addictions and rehab,  his third divorce and how Lindsay Lohan is worried about him.

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Charlie Chaplin’s time travel video causes internet storm

Something of an internet feeding frenzy is occurring today over a 1928 Charlie Chaplin film which allegedly captures a woman talking on a cell phone outside the premier of his feature flick The Circus.  The woman can be seen entering stage left holding her hand to her face is if cupping a phone to her ear and her lips move as if she is talking.

Debates on forums are raging over many aspects and implications such as whether there is a time travel conspiracy, if time travel is possible, if there was technology available in 1928 that the government has since concealed and even a conspiracy suggesting Chaplin is otherworldly and came to Earth to show us the future.

The woman does indeed appear to be holding something and speaking but the best theory for this is that she has a toothache and is pressing her gums to alleviate the pain.

The video has been analyzed by George Clarke, a young movie fan who spent a year trying to make sense of the images.  Perhaps Mr. Clarke has too much time on his hands, an overactive imagination or a desire for attention.

His conclusions are a little baffling to the sane mind as he suggests that the woman is speaking into a cell phone which is ‘irrefutable proof’ that time travel is possible.  The fact that you can’t see a cell phone could call that into question.

It’s very entertaining to spend time exploring conspiracies, but the conspiracy about all conspiracies is that they are designed as a distraction to keep our minds off real issues and troubles in the world such a famine, war, oil shortages, economic war and social collapse.

The debate over Chaplin’s film will no doubt rage on but for now, watch the video below and let us know your thoughts by leaving a comment.

Read about mental illness caused by texting, mobile phones high bacteria count, and how cell phones can cause tinnitus.

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