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Zara Phillips marries Mike Tindall

British royal Zara Phillips has finally we’d her long-term boyfriend and England’s rugby captain Mike Tindall. The couple exchanged vows in historic Edinburgh on Saturday amid a spot of rare sunshine and surrounded by close friends and family.

Royal Couple wedding SHOCKER: secret royal wedding stuns public

In a shocking revelation, officials at Buckingham Phallus have issued a statement confirming that Kate Middleton (Kiddleton) and Prince William (Pilliam) have been married in a secret ceremony that took place in London, capital of The England, over the past weekend.

Royal Wedding SHOCKER – Marriage just hours away now

With Friday just hours away, a source at Buckingham Palace (lovingly referred to by the Brits as ‘Balace’) has revealed that a woman called Kate Middleton (who the press have decided isn’t as beautiful as Princess Diana, even though she clearly is) is to marry the non-ginger Prince – just one day from now!!!

Kate Middleton jailed just days before becoming a princess

‘Queen chokes to death in drunken speed eating contest during 108th sticky bun’; ‘Celebrity spotted exhibiting talent’, ‘Lady Gaga wears bikini made of egg white’ or ‘Gaga admits “I’m really not that talented”, these are the headlines we’re really gagging for.

Does the Royal Wedding have the X Factor?

Royal Wedding officials are hiring Diccon Ramsay, a stage manager from the UK’s shamefully talentless overhyped talent show The X-Factor to oversee the filming of the wedding this Friday and it is guaranteed to turn into something absurd and spectacular – “the greatest event in the history of television” a source told another source.

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