Rihanna spotted wearing a necklace that spelled out what other sites have referred to as ‘the ‘c’ word’ and have labelled inappropriate. I think they mean the word ‘C+++’ and I don’t think it’s ever been more appropriate.
If you must have surgery or if you are Photoshopped beyond recognition, be open about it. Or even better, age naturally. What better example is that to young women already obsessed about their bodies and who can’t afford personal trainers, surgery and Photoshop.
Aging and overweight women would buy snake oil labelled ‘Snake oil’ so long as it also had the words ‘anti-aging’ or ‘weightloss’ in the title and was endorsed by an unprincipled celebrity grinning like they had an ecstasy omelette for breakfast.
While some sites have expressed their surprise that Madonna didn’t release her own fragrance earlier in her career, I’ve always been of the opinion that she released her signature scent with every new single, album, book or film she shat out.
It seems that any celebrity worth her weight in liposuction is being snapped in an airport toting a black kid like it’s part of her entourage of designer luggage.
Naughty traitor and heretic Cyndi Lauper, the original Lady Gaga, has been castigated all over the internet for the heinous crime of fluffing the lyrics to the US national anthem during a commemoration the ten-year anniversary of 9/11.
“As for Lady Gaga, I have no comment on her obsessions related to me, because I do not know if it is based on something profound or superficial.”
Katie Price aka Jordan, is so self-obsessed and greedy that she is releasing a monthly publication called classily Katie: My Magazine. Welcome to the beginning of the end.
Madonna is out and about slutting her new film to us – a take on Edward and Mrs Simpson. Meanwhile she still denies having cosmetic surgery – despite looking like Peter Cushing’s mother. It’s the kabbalah, apparently.
For his 34th anniversary, Elvis Presley fans descended in droves upon Graceland, former home now turned shrine to the King; a grotesque money making scam celebrating the life of a man too young to die but too fat to live.