In a world where celebrities thrive on selling themselves using sex as the great lure, it is perhaps a refreshing change to read Sinead O’Connor‘s latest blog in which she uses her undeniable charm to express her need for a damn good seeing to.
Most famous for her 90’s hit Nothing Compares To You and various publicly outspoken spats, especially with the Catholic shurch, O’Connor has foregone the usual trend of sexing herself up to sell records in a Naomi Klein-esque fashion and has instead allowed herself to be whatever it is she’s supposed to be.
One of the downsides of her anti-image posturing is the lack of sex and Sinead has turned to the internet in a bid to change her fortunes in the sack.
Her blog is entitled, Is Sinead About To Hump Her Truck? and in it the 44-year-old bares all about her enforced celibacy and even intimates that nearby fruit and vegetables may be the victim of rape should her involuntary abstinence continue.
“My sh*t-uation sexually/affectionately speaking is so dire that inanimate objects are starting to look good as are inappropriate and/or unavailable men and/or inappropriate and/or unavailable fruits and vegetables,” wrote O’Connor.
“Needless to say what I do for a living makes it hard for me to find men that only want me cuz they like my (legendary) arse. Yet I am in the peak of my sexual prime and way too lovely to be living like a nun. and it’s VERY depressing.”
Not shy in courting controversy Sinead canned ideas of joining a famous match-maker site on the grounds that most of the men there are already betrothed and are just looking for a dirty fiddle on the side – a situation which goes against her strong principles.
Clearly feeling down on herself (a symptom of bipolar disorder which she suffered with for years) O’Connor then wrote, “Am in desperate need of a very sweet sex-starved man, must be blind enough to think I’m gorgeous.”
There’s attention seeking and attention seeking. The humour and sincerity in her blog is there for all to see and it’s a far cry from the disgusting tactics employed by media whore Lady Gaga when she used the death of Amy Winehouse to sell her latest single.
No doubt O’Connor’s plea will stimulate interest from a lot of suitors but for that added extra incentive she closed with the statement: “I must end now as I have a hot date with a banana.”
Dirty old skinhead.
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