Sick Celebrities


Lady Gaga puts 'music' before romance


Lady Gaga has resurfaced for the first time in minutes with the news that she is willing to remain single for the rest of her life so as not to jeopardise her music career. ‘Music’ is an exaggeration, and one lives in the hope that the looks-and-behaves-like-but-isn’t-actually-a-freak doesn’t continue making noises for the rest of her life.

Looking beneath the surface it’s obvious that Gaga has issues. Her whole persona reeks of desperation to receive attention and she has become nothing more than a publicity machine, even if she did start out with genuine intentions musically.

Gaga looking good on holiday - alone. Top image: She provides the hoopla stall at the Grammy awards.

It appears that her issues are deeply rooted and in a Valentine Day interview (while dressed like Catwoman at a wake) she said, “My music is never going to roll over in bed one morning and tell me that it doesn’t love me any more. I have a big problem with rejection.”

“I was with a man once who didn’t understand that other things could come first. I know I run the risk of being alone forever but it’s the price I’ll have to pay.”

So there you have it; Gaga is afraid of being involved with someone in case her poor little heart gets broken again. But let’s be honest, if you don’t take a few knocks in life, you’re never going to become a stronger person.

Another point is this; you can have all the money in the world, go to all the best places, eat the finest food, sell the most records and travel in the most expensive cars, planes or boats; but if you have nobody to share it with then you’re not living.

Chris McCandless said, “An experience is only real when it’s shared.”

Lady Gaga is clearly feeling the gravity of loneliness on Valentine’s Day, and certainly having an ‘Eleanor Rigby’ moment. I live in the hope that she does meet someone soon and that he’s so fantastic she gives up her music career and disappears out of the media spotlight for good.

Until then we’ll all have to put up with her whining; stupid outfits and the complete garbage that she spouts.

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