Katie Price not nearly killed in horror car crash

Self-hawker Katie Price is grabbing the headlines again during her visit to Argentina. I do feel for the Argentineans, after all they got a pasting by the British in the Falklands War and now it seems those evil Brits have sent in Weapon X to ruin their lives further.

While other tabloids and news sites have gone with the “SHOCK as Katie Price almost dies in car crash HORROR” approach, I feel it’s more apt to focus on the poor horses which were killed as a result of her 25-year-old toyboy, Laendro, and his 1:30am driving fiasco.

Yes we know that Jordan likes to inflate things, just look at those airbags that saved her life – two on the front and one in her head – and how many headlines are saying she’s lucky to be alive. She might think so but I’m a little more sceptical.

Katie Price: A funbag... I mean AIRBAG saved her life.

The 32-year-old former porn star and ‘glamour’ model who seems confused about the amount of men she’s slept with (largely due to the fact that she can’t count beyond three) was involved in a car crash over the weekend, but reports that she almost died – especially from her – are wide of the mark.

And disappointing.

The saddest aspect of the incident is the deaths of the two horses and perhaps the most human aspect of Katie Price is her remorse over their unfortunate deaths.

“It was absolutely terrifying. It all happened in a flash and I have absolutely no idea how I wasn’t badly injured. I feel so lucky, but more than anything I’m just distraught about the horses. It was so upsetting,” said Jordan.

I think that’s something we can all agree on.

[adsense]Her injuries amounted to no more than whiplash and shock, which while unpleasant are most certainly not life threatening and witnessing the death of animals would be a distressing situation, especially as one hit the windscreen according to several reports.

Aside from Jordan and Leandro there were three other passengers in the vehicle (thought to be part of the crew filming her reality show) all of whom were unscathed.

One of her PR agents said that the couple are “Ok, though understandably shaken.”

So not dead then.

Please leave a comment with your thoughts on Jordan and her near miss.

Read about the insecurities at the heart of Jordan’s constant attention seeking; wanting Scarlett Johansson to play her in a biographical movie and her ex-boyfriend Alex Reid’s suicidal tendencies.

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