Charlie Sheen's winning recipe for self-annihilation

The Sheen-machine just keeps on rolling to new destinations of craziness, and his latest offering is Charlie Sheen’s Winning Recipes. The former actor-turned-junkie-turned-self-professed-warlock is using his skills in the kitchen now, in a bid to be the first person ever to appear on all television networks.

The first thing that strikes you about Sheen is his pallor; the guy is grey and while he talks quickly and articulately it’s clear that he’s indulging in substances that he vehemently denies involvement with.

Booze and cocaine.

Sheen lacks both the verve and intelligence to compare with Thompson

OK so what he does with his life is up to him but the fact that he’s forcing himself into the media spotlight makes it all the more painful for the rest of us. He’s living in a bubble which is sure to burst anytime now.

The dialogue in his latest venture is reminiscent of a poor man’s Hunter S. Thompson circa Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, but where Raul Duke was charismatic and amusing; Sheen is simply childish and vapid.

It’s become a daily occurrence almost; the Sheen circus in full swing like a vortex of mania swirling out of control as it feeds on everything around it in a bid to sustain an existence that it knows is ultimately doomed to collapse.

I’m sure there are people out there who appreciate what he’s doing, that find him funny or endearing but he is none of those things. He is a man out of control; encouraged to persist in chaotic actions by those around him – the parasites. Too many have admitted to making a profit from Sheen’s psychosis while on the other side his father, Martin Sheen is trying to help his visibly sick son.

[adsense]It’s a lost cause and Sheen Jr’s sound bites and shenanigans are only building a portfolio to give the mental health authorities a water tight case against the human comet. That comparison is not a compliment; he isn’t a rare and wonderful phenomenon that creates mystery and excitement with its passing, but an anomaly which leaves a trail of destruction and mayhem behind it as it collides with everything in its path.

Surely the fire will burn out soon and should his life end unexpectedly you can be sure the media will turn from loathers to sympathizers in a heartbeat.

Not this one. For the record, let it be said that Sheen is an idiot, not a media martyr and that viewpoint will never change.

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Red about his recent antics like Sheen’s Korner; the goddesses; how he ruined Two and a Half Men; confession to a porn star and the world tunes in to Twitter.

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9 thoughts on “Charlie Sheen's winning recipe for self-annihilation

  1. You are entitled to your own opinions, but there are millions that still love Charlie Sheen.

  2. Most shamefull despicable self entitled excuse for a man I can ever remember. Even tops Mel gibson’s ego. Its sickening to see how people like him selfishly use their wealth when they could do so much with that privledge. Charly Sheen, what a moron! I know ten people personally who would make that skull head look like the babbling idiot he is if you put him together next to them. He was just born with a silver spoon up his rectum, a brand new BMW for his sixteenth birthday. Not smart Martin. Yea, you did it because youloved him, but look at the product you’ve created. There is nothing wrong with being spoiled, but there is a problem with being a spoiled BRAT! He is really ate up with the powder and the booze, it’s obvious. I don’t think he will ever regain his former faculties even if he does get clean. Not to say I am rooting against him. I pray this man gets his act together and figures it out. Perhaps a stroll through a childrens cancer ward would open his ungrateful eyes! God help him Marten

  3. What sanctimonious, inane, envious pap! If the author had one one-thousandth of Sheens magickal talent, he would not be reduced to dribbling such mealy-mouthed natterings in a do-nothing corner of the interwebs.

    Simply put, Sheen is Winning. Duh!

    It is obvious that he has successfully conjoured this F5 level media spell, and has cast a glamour of Bi-Winning that few warlocks could manage.

    Oh, and thanks for dragging the good Dr. into your grubby little screed. While HST was himself a world class Vatican Assasin, his media was print, not video.

    When will you tiny trolls learn that Charlie Sheen really is a Superstar from Mars? Sheen weaves mighty spells and call unto himself fame, wealth and pornstar concubines. Confess your envy and PLAN BETTER and maybe you could have a more fulfilling, flaming fist fueled life.

    It is the simpering sniping of little minds like yours that keeps our children from exploring their cosmic potentials. Booze and cocaine indeed! Have you tested CS’s urine? Of course not, the mere whiff of such a concentrated winning effluent would make your head explode!

    CS is here to show us how to be BI-WINNERS! So until you can channel the Adonis psyche, why don’t you keep your smarmy, self-aggrandizing little balls of hate-poop to yourself, and let those of us who wish to bask in the Glory of the ma-SHEEN.

    love,
    Andy

  4. Oh some author of this article seems quite jealous..
    And yeah Thompson was a genius and Sheen is not in his league of course but he stay quite brilliant..succeed to make a celebrity meltown such a pop culture phenomena in just two weeks is quite impressive imo..i am not sure you could do that or even the ten people you seem to view as so much talented than Sheen Jr.
    Of course you are entitled to your opinion like some other who totally disagree with you are also.
    “Salut à toi”.

  5. Oh some author of this article seems quite jealous..
    And yeah Thompson was a genius and Sheen is not in his league of course but he stay quite brilliant..succeed to make a celebrity meltdown such a pop culture phenomena in just two weeks is quite impressive imo..i am not sure you could do that or even the ten people you seem to view as so much talented than Sheen Jr.
    Of course you are entitled to your opinion like some other who totally disagree with you are also.
    “Salut à toi”.

  6. Hey! Warlock Andy! Is that really you Charlie! I don’t think too many people have any Sheenis Envey! What happened Arlie (andy/charlie) did I squeeze your little cookies to hard. I’m sorry! Funny how I met you here in this do nothing corner of the interweb. Two women, one Dick, I mean Charlie. Did you ever read your nonsensical rant. That has to be you Charlie, nobody is that dumb to write such nonsense. You ought to come over to my bar and we’ll get loaded together! You bring the whores and i’ll have the booze. Love Bobbie

  7. Come on and come out charley you naughty little tiny testied troll. Duh Winning! anybody seen my kids? two and a half men,. thet got the half man part right. Duh Detroit, good thing the audiance didn’t have any rocks, or they would have thrown them at you too. Oh how the mighty have fallen. But you know little charley boy, all is not lost, you’ve still got …… wait a minute uh,.. well anyway. Ya know Charley, I am just having fun with you but in all seriousness I really do wish you well and I hope you do something good with some of the magical Sheen talkent. Whatever people do in their private life is their bussiness, and I don’t judge that, but I will say this. Try using some of that magical sheen talent to reach out to some people who need help. You know, drop a hundred bucks on the counter at wallmart (even if you don’t shop there) the next time you see a struggling person that obviously dosen’t have what some of us have and make there day. Simple and insignificant as it may be to you, you’ll have forever touched someone’s life in an unforgettable way. It may not be life changing but it will be something they never forget in a good way. Yry it just once and see how you feel. It could give you a feeling of significance that all your money can’t buy! You have the means! Use just a tiny little bit of it and you’ll find something profound. You do that and you are welcome to my bar and I’ll drink to you too. By the way, I have a beautiful wife so don’t get any wrong impressions. Now thats sincere ob.

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