Pet Stores Ban Sale of Pets
Cruelty to animals is arrogant and smacks of both ignorance and cowardice. They are just like us except they are smaller, furrier and without ego or malice. Ergo they are better.
Scarlet Fever hits Singapore as record cases are reported
40 new cases of Scarlet Fever have been reported in Hong Kong over the past two days which adds to the 419 already noted this year, pushing the total cases so far to over three times last year’s total and setting a new high for the city.
Suntan culture: Dying for your vanity
I still see the holidaymakers splayed across the beach like badly creosoted lobster or lined up like a row of old moccasins in a second hand shoe shop in search of the perfect suntan.
OMFG The ZOMBIES are coming! CDC Issues survival manual
The CDC has cleverly chosen to use zombies as the response to fears over radiation from the Fukushima disaster in Japan because by doing so they have reached a wider audience than they normally would.
Uganda wants death penalty for gay people
Proving what a crazy liberal humanitarian bunch the Ugandan government are, it is currently completely legal to be homosexual in Uganda.
Smallpox? Bigpox more like.
In 2002, scientists created a synthetic virus – worryingly by using instructions they’d found on the internet, meaning that even if Smallpox is destroyed, the virus could still be manufactured by some nutjob knob jockey terrorist.
420 DUDE – Let's skin up!
Today is a very special day in the junkie calendar as across the globe the unwashed and unmotivated unite in order to ignite and celebrate 420 – an official holiday dedicated to dope heads.
Gonorrhoea is the most popular STD, but Get Yourself Tested can help
The CDC has stated that around 700,000 people are infected with Gonorrhoea every year in the USA and around only half of those cases are reported to the CDC which means there’s a lot of dirty genitals wandering about out there spreading their filthy gossip.
Cereal Killer: Is breakfast cereal really good for you?
If breakfast cereal is the healthy start to the day, packed with vitamins and other beneficial elements that keep us healthy and svelte, then how come A-listers like Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna avoid them like they were a plague of rabid locusts intent on eating the eyeballs of their young?
17 Day Diet is the latest weight loss fad
The latest diet to be doing the rounds is “The 17 Day Diet” created by Dr. Michael Moreno. The diet works in four different phases and Moreno claims the effects of the diet will last a lifetime. Didn’t Dr. Atkins say something like that?