Cruelty to animals is arrogant and smacks of both ignorance and cowardice. They are just like us except they are smaller, furrier and without ego or malice. Ergo they are better.
40 new cases of Scarlet Fever have been reported in Hong Kong over the past two days which adds to the 419 already noted this year, pushing the total cases so far to over three times last year’s total and setting a new high for the city.
I still see the holidaymakers splayed across the beach like badly creosoted lobster or lined up like a row of old moccasins in a second hand shoe shop in search of the perfect suntan.
The CDC has cleverly chosen to use zombies as the response to fears over radiation from the Fukushima disaster in Japan because by doing so they have reached a wider audience than they normally would.
In 2002, scientists created a synthetic virus – worryingly by using instructions they’d found on the internet, meaning that even if Smallpox is destroyed, the virus could still be manufactured by some nutjob knob jockey terrorist.
Today is a very special day in the junkie calendar as across the globe the unwashed and unmotivated unite in order to ignite and celebrate 420 – an official holiday dedicated to dope heads.
The CDC has stated that around 700,000 people are infected with Gonorrhoea every year in the USA and around only half of those cases are reported to the CDC which means there’s a lot of dirty genitals wandering about out there spreading their filthy gossip.
If breakfast cereal is the healthy start to the day, packed with vitamins and other beneficial elements that keep us healthy and svelte, then how come A-listers like Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna avoid them like they were a plague of rabid locusts intent on eating the eyeballs of their young?
The latest diet to be doing the rounds is “The 17 Day Diet” created by Dr. Michael Moreno. The diet works in four different phases and Moreno claims the effects of the diet will last a lifetime. Didn’t Dr. Atkins say something like that?
Those who get enough sleep and don’t get stressed are apparently more likely to succeed in the battle against the bulge.