It is the dark corners of our psyche that Disney targets according to conspiracy theorists who have gone to great pains to find evidence linking the seemingly benevolent Walt to the New World Order, Freemasons and Illuminati.
Madonna is out and about slutting her new film to us – a take on Edward and Mrs Simpson. Meanwhile she still denies having cosmetic surgery – despite looking like Peter Cushing’s mother. It’s the kabbalah, apparently.
Victoria Beckham’s life never seems to get any easier. Having abandoned her five week old daughter in order to get her lollipop and two gobstoppers figure back at the Steven Spielberg’s very reasonably priced $90,000 per week retreat, the vapid Beckham is now suffering a bout of vagina envy over her supposed best friend Tana Ramsay.