What we don’t need is another reality TV program. No seriously, we don’t. And if you think you do, you definitely don’t. Shannen Doherty has been dug up and reanimated so we can watch her do some decorating.
And we’re not talking about her music here. Britney Spears is apparently an unhygienic, promiscuous, wind breaking, nose picking boss from Hell according to Fernando Flores.
Homosexual men will be expelling saturnine groans of utter disappointment today as, contrary to a statement that recently appeared on the actor’s website, Zach Braff isn’t actually batting for the other team.
After Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony announced that their seven-year marriage had ended ‘amicably’, we’ve all been waiting for the onslaught of comments from ‘close sources’ dishing the dirt on their ‘friends’. Five days on and the time has come.