July 6, 2011 | Sick Celebrities

Day: July 6, 2011

Noel Gallagher to tour with Oasis songs – proof there is no god

Neanderthal pop rocker Noel Gallagher has today announced that he will be touring later in the year and that he will be playing some Oasis numbers along with new solo material. Could I be any more excited?

Angelina Jolie & Sarah Jessica Parker top Forbes list – despite being crap

Angelina Jolie and Sarah Jessica Parker were the highest paid actresses for 2011 according to a new list compiled by Forbes, with both actresses being paid a vast $30million of kerching for their acty efforts.